Now That’s What I Call Farts
Breaking Wind
Hold onto your butt-cheeks, Fartists! The wait is finally over. After a year of rumble, pressure, and musically marinated methane, Mr Farts has officially dropped the definitive collection of his new gassiest hits.
Now That’s What I Call Farts captures the global essence of the toot. It’s 15 tracks of pure, unadulterated wind-symphony mastery.
Ready to dive into the cloud? Scroll down for the track-by-track breakdown and see the tunes that changed the dynamics of guffs forever.
Hello Mr Farts
The party starts here! Mr Farts makes his grand entrance in his iconic yellow boots to greet his adoring public. It’s a high-energy anthem that sets the tone for the entire album. Explore Fartiverse characters as they all call the Fartist himself with the adage ‘Hello, Mr Farts’! It’s a call to arms (quite literally) for every Fartist out there to stand loud, proud, and slightly pungent.
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I Pooped My Pants
Disaster strikes in the middle of the store! Mr Farts leads a literal "stinky army" in this rhythmic cadence that explores the moment a gamble turns into a "follow-through." The bathroom becomes the battlefield as he marches toward the cubicles, desperate to salvage his dignity (and his trousers). It’s a vulnerable masterpiece that proves even heroes have their messy moments.
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Spicy Farts
The heat is on! After a legendary night at the curry house, with poppadoms, Bhuna and Jalfrezi too Mr Farts discovers that the extra Vindaloo leads to extra... explosive results. This track brings a whole new meaning to "fire in the belly" as glowing green gas plumes erupt in a volcanic display of percussion. It’s rapid-fire, high-pressure, and guaranteed to leave the room cleared in seconds.
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The Flatulent Ranger
Saddle up for a Wild West showdown! Mr Farts (Billy the Fart) rides into town on his trusty steed that emits a puff of smoke with every buck. He faces off against the "Big Bad Bart" in a gassy duel for the ages. It’s a tale of beans, bravery, and absolute commitment to the draw. Will he out-toot the outlaw? The tumbleweeds are waiting to find out.
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I’ve Got a Stinky Bum Bum
Mr Farts takes a trip to the countryside, but his backside isn't exactly playing by the rules of nature. As a silly farmer whose bum just won't behave, he causes absolute chaos among the livestock and local villagers. From Granny’s explosive surprise to the goats fainting in the fields, the trouble grows with every single verse!
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Blame the Dog 🐶
The survival strategy we’ve all used, now immortalised in song! When a suspicious noise hits the living room, Mr Farts executes the ultimate social reset button: The Point. Watch as he maintains eye contact while pinning the blame on a very confused canine companion. It’s a hilarious tribute to the loyal four-legged friends who take the fall for our daily slip-ups.
This happens to us so often that there is a dedicated story devoted to this act between poop and pup! The song for every awkward moment...
P.S. Cats love this song!
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Top Farts
Taking to the skies in the cockpit of a ‘crop duster’! Mr Farts is pulling G-forces and releasing G-asses in this airborne epic. As he streaks across the horizon, he leaves behind a glowing green contrail that can be seen for miles. It’s a cinematic, high-altitude adventure where the only thing faster than the plane is the speed of the sound coming from the pilot's seat!
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📱 A Secret Brewing at Mr Farts Industries...
While you’re enjoying the hits, we have a little something-something bubbling behind the scenes. Our team is currently in the lab working on some MASSIVE updates to the Mr Farts App. We’re keeping the lid on it for now, but let's just say your phone is about to get a whole lot more interactive (and a lot smellier). Stay tuned…
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Toot to Triumph
The ultimate underdog story! In a world that tells you to hold it in, Mr Farts decides to let it out and win the race. When suppressing his toots got him fired from his waiting job, letting them out brought him international stardom and allowed the world to see him for the Fartist he really is! It’s proof that with enough pressure and a positive attitude, any toot can lead to total victory.
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Fart Cough Combo
The great technique revealed! Mr Farts shows off his master-level stealth by perfectly timing his releases with a well-placed cough. It’s a rhythmic game of cat and mouse where precision is everything. Will he manage to clear the room without being detected, or will the "cough" fail him at the final hurdle? It’s a tense, hilarious masterclass in tactical gas management.
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Why Is Winnie the Pooh Called Poo?
A philosophical inquiry for the ages! Mr Farts sits in a giant honey pot to ponder the deepest mysteries of the Hundred Fart Wood. It’s a whimsical adventure that asks the questions no one else is brave enough to find the deepest answers for. It’s sweet, it’s sticky, and it’s undeniably gassy.
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The Farts on the Bus
All through the town! Mr Farts hops on the morning commute and turns a boring bus ride into a symphony of "Pffft! Pffft! Pffft!" Inspired by the classic nursery rhyme, this version features fogged-up windows and passengers who are suddenly very interested in looking out for the exits. It’s the soundtrack to every public transport nightmare you’ve ever lived through!
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Fart Odyssey 🚀
One small fart for man, one giant poop for mankind! Mr Farts blasts off into deep space, using a series of well-timed toots for propulsion in zero gravity. As he floats past the stars, he leaves a trail of green stardust in his wake. It’s a cosmic journey that proves that in space, everyone can hear you fart - especially if you’ve had freeze-dried beans for dinner.
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Jazz Fart Chaos
Smooth, sophisticated, and completely off the rails. Mr Farts dons a tuxedo and grabs a saxophone in a smoky lounge in this follow up from his first outing of Jazz Farts. It’s a free-form improv session where no two notes - or toots - are ever the same. Truly, the thinking man’s flatulence.
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Mr Farts in France 🇫🇷
Ooh la la! Excusez-moi! Mr Farts takes a tour of Paris, from the Eiffel Tower to the Arc de Toot-omphe, leaving a "scent-sational" trail through the cobblestone streets. The locals might have smelly cheese and garlic breath, but they’ve never encountered a tourist like this. Will France survive his fragrant tour? Watch and sniff to find out!
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Farting on Ice ⛸️
The grand finale of the album! It’s graceful, slippery, and abso-toot-ley freezing. Mr Farts is doing his best impression of a figure skater in a magical winter wonderland, but he keeps letting one slip (and we aren't talking about his skates!). All this escaping air sends him sliding across the rink into a rival skater, leading to a high-stakes "skate-off" in front of a gaping crowd. Will his toots be his saving grace or his icy undoing?
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